LINSRTS

LINSRTS (Light Is Now Sending Rockets To Space) is a space program founded by light. It tracks any alien ships. It is owned by LINSRTS Holding PLC

Things it currently tracks
LINSRTS tracks their ships, USS Fartu, A-5928 and The Scrappage.

Spaceships
LINSRTS has several spaceships ready to deploy.
 * 1 The Jimboy
 * 8881 Krugemboy
 * 580 Jackboy
 * 8994 Lickemburg
 * 5 Totalarium
 * 5378 Other experimental ships

The crew
LINSRTS has only four crew members.
 * 1337th Leutinanat Jimmy Kingkrakson: Captain of The Jimboy
 * 9001st Poopitant Leemy Queenqraqdaughter: Captain of anything but The Jimboy
 * 8th Engie Mengie: Engineer of The Jimboy
 * 99th Engie Kringy: Engineer of anything but The Jimboy

Claims
LINSRTS claims that these are what they do.
 * Prounouced Lin-Serts
 * Eating Bake-on sand-witches for din-nar
 * Jimboy costs £9999.99 to make.
 * Pam PDA
 * All of our ships have 39,000 Bake-on sand-witches, a CD Player, a SoundFX CD, a LINSRTS lunch box and an ant colony.
 * ready to deploy

ViewSee
LINSRTS was the first "ViewSee-er" to make a video. It was called Krugemboy Re-enters Earth!

LINSRTS Holding PLC
LINSRTS Holding PLC is the company that holds the LINSRTS brand and space program. It's not a real company but only a holding company owned by Zayne Mega Inc.